Saturday, February 19, 2011

Cerita-Tentang-Singh!-No-Racism!

1. A Singh who is a sailor?
>Karpal Singh

2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
>Yam Singh

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?
>Menggali Singh

4. A Singh who likes to slap people?
>Tau Ba Singh

5. A Singh who is a gangster?
>SamSingh

6. A Singh who is lost?
>MisSingh

7. A Singh who is noisy?
>BisSingh

8. A Singh who likes herbs?
>Gin Singh

9. A Singh who kills people?
>AssasSingh

10. A Singh with one ball?
>BalwantSingh (Ball One Singh)

11. A Singh with two balls?
>BalanSingh (as in balancing)

12. A Singh with three balls?
>Amazing!

13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
>KuldipSingh (Cool Deep Singh)

14. A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?
>Yeo Hup Singh

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
>No lah, not Titanic Singh. He's KaramSingh

16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
>Relax Singh

17. A Singh who is a lausy Singh?
>OwtarSingh

18. A Singh who likes roundabout?
>PuSingh

19. A Singh who is flying around on a broom?
>Sou Pah Singh

20. A Singh who is a three-star general?
>Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese)

21. If the Sinks were to succeed in forming thier own country, what will they call thier country?
>Mata Wang Ah Singh

22. Then, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
>TiewNiaSingh

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